Monday, November 21, 2011

The History of Cool

50000 BC - Krung, the Neandrathal, walks on two legs - and struts!
3000 BC - Pharises, the Great Egyptian Pharaoh shaves lightening bolts into his pubic hair.
0 AD - Christ says, "Sup, playas?" after rising from the dead.
500 AD - right before the plague, rat coats are all the rage
1300 - William Wallace: The First Steve McQueen
1488 - Christopher Columbus goes native
1951 - Miles Davis

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