PHOENIX

Dweebs. Epic fucking dweebs. Who cares what these guys do? Frenchmen? Keith Richards said something like, Paris would be fine except for all the Parisians. Bloody Likely! "Lisztomania"? More like "Shitzomania"! C'mon, dweebs! Why don't you call yourselves Versailles? Phoenix? Who are you? Do you guys remember WWII? Of course not.

Do Americans a favor, Phoenix. You may be a bird, you may have eternal life, you may be named Fawkes and listen to Gryffindors, but you suck. Change the name so I don't have to listen to your soft pop semi electric 80s played with real instruments bullshit.

Music. That's not what you are. You have ONE melody. Everybody get a grip with this band and stop buying magazines with their name printed on the front.